Welcome coach...you've got work to do

Filed under: , , by: Stankoniforous 0ne

The Redskins finally did what was expected...hired Mike Shanahan as the next Redskins' coach.  That was the biggest open secret in DC.  Coach, DC is a nice town, but if you want a friend, get a dog. 

Well, Coach, the honeymoon did not last long.  You have two of your star players in a very public war of words.  Stank-0 refuses to link their exchange because it doesn't help the situation.  If you want to find it go to washingtonpost.com and look around.  It will probably be "front page" tomorrow morning and all over the blogosphere before 10:30AM. 

What it does show is that the culture in Redskins Park needs some tweaking.  Anytime players think one player can go to the owner or upper management you have a problem, Coach. 

You will need a 3-5 year plan.  You need to make it very plain that no one is above the law...by that Stank-0 means you and the upper management.  If they have something to say, tell them to talk to the team captains and have the team captains bring it up the chain.  Establish protocol and the chain of command. 

Probably want to impose a media blackout for a little bit.  Bring in your verbiose players and lay into them.  Not to prove a point but for airing dirty laundry in a town that love having business put on blast.  Remember Congress is in this town and they leak more than a new born baby. 

You also will have to navigate the waters around the GM Allen and the owner Daniel Snyder.  In case you haven't heard, Snyder can be quite a handful. 

Then you have the fanbase.  Super Bowl...hell playoff starved.  Some will have some supremely unrealistic expectations off the bounce.  Hope you are gettin well compensated for this. 

Welcome to town and good luck.



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Cheap than a MF

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Reuters/Tim Sharp

Seems that hockey players aren't BALLIN like their NFL and NBA counterparts.  The Edmonton Oilers found themselves in a dispute over a bar tab.  The article makes them sound like @ssholes and cheap.  Not a good combo.

He told the press that the players “went ballistic to the point where they started threatening, denigrating my staff, saying ‘We're the Edmonton Oilers – we expect a 50 per cent discount.'

You can't make this stuff up. Actually a commenter put it best. 

Cut them a break, it's been years since they've popped champagne. 

OUCH!

Paving the way to leave, Double Play edition

Filed under: , by: Werdssmith

I'm late on this, please forgive me.  After I wrote about the Wizards potentially moving some pieces, Agent Zero seems to have given them just cause to move his @ss.

Seems Zero got some ratchets (guns for the hip hop linguistically challenged) in his locker, at Verizon Center. This would be funny if there weren't some guns laws being broken.  Then lets raise the hilarity some more.  Zero and Crittenton got into an argument over money (Don't mess with black peoples' food or money) and allegedly a firearm appeared on the scene.  Puts the gun at the snowball fight at 14th & U in perspective now.  I'm worried what happens when the Nationals start losing in April. 

This would appear to be a quick way out of town.  I can let the antics slide but wave a gat at someone over a card game dispute?  Sounds like a BET movie to me.

The only question now is where does Zero land?  His contract, $111M, is huge but can be voided due to "morality clauses."  Who will take a chance on Agent "You gon pay what you owe!" Zero?  He's going cheap!  Get 'em while he's available!

Coach Shanahan?
Jim Zorn was allegedly fired after the Redskins touched down at the airport.  Damn, at least let the man sit down for a minute before canning him.  This was a foregone conclusion when they stripped play calling duties from him.  The consensus is that Mike Shanahan is the presumptive candidate to be the new coach. 

Let's hope that Snyder can just play the back this time.  He has a good GM and Shanahan is no slouch.  Let them draft and sign who they think is good for the team.  No more fantasy football with real players, ok? 

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