The Stankoniforous Files

The Phillies are who we thought they were!  To put this in perspective, the Phillies won their previous chip before Stank-0 was born.  Yeah it's been a long time.  Congrats to Illadelph, party it up big there ya'll. 

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To Selig, what in the ham sammich were you thinkin startin a game and then stoppin it?  Ever hear of weather.com?  It works, yo! 

Who gets MVP?

UPDATE!:  The Phillies haven't even popped all the 'pagne yet and they already pimpin them.


(courtesy of Ebay.com)

UPDATE2:  Seems Illadelph took Stank-0 at his word and partied it up.  Some anonymous cat got hit in the head wit a bottle. 

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The Phillies have clinched and been sittin on they behind for a good minute.  The other half of the World Series has been set.  The Rays have overcome the World Series champion BoSox to advance. 

Stank-0 is hopin that the Phillies can make Philadelphia feel better.  It's been since 1980 since the Phillies won a title and since 1983 any Philly team won a title. 

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AP Photo/Chris Carlson

The Phillies are goin to the World Series!  The Dodgers need to re-tool, re-sign Manny, and get back. 

The Phillies' bats need to get goin *looking at Ryan Howard*

Finally the JV series is over.  Let the big boys play now. 

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What exactly was excessive about "DeSean Jackson and Quintin Demps celebration?  So what was the celebration in question? 

The two celebrated by turning toward each other, with arms folded and heads bobbing -- a violation of the league's rule against "prolonged, excessive, premeditated or choreographed celebrations, particularly after scoring plays."

Their "celebration" is towards the end of this vid. 



Quintin Demps & DeSean Jackson Postgame Interview @ Foxboro

Goodell, ya'll reachin now. 

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*Channeling John McCain*

My friends...Stank-0 called the NLCS did he not?  In case, you forgot....

If, if...if Stank-0 watches any playoff baseball it will be the Rays-Sox series.

The Phillies are up 2-0.  This series has been all PHI.  The Phillies bats are smoking.  Manny, time to step up, cabrone.  Back to Mannywood, holla!   

   AP Photo/Julie Jacobson

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