[Disclaimer: Stank-0 isn't a Knickerbockers fan but M0yo is so by the Kevin Bacon 6 degrees of separation principle, Stank-0 is a fan by association. We goin in!]
Dear whomever is "running" the Knicks into the ground,
Stank-0 saw that you decided you weren't going to pursue Allen Iverson.
Stank-0 does not hold a MBA nor is he in business, but that was a dumb business move. AI will pack MSG every single night. EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. No question. He might even win you about 5-10 more games than you will with the atrocious roster you have now. The only player worth watching is 5'10" tall.
You didn't want to take a chance? Uh...Isiah Thomas' tenure ring a bell? Last couple drafts? Hell, the Knicks have been a chance since you let Patrick Ewing walk! Take a chance, my @ss.
So you lose AI to MIA, most likely. Do think more people will start coming because you did NOT sign AI? Yes, he has off-the-court problems, but the Knicks have on-the-court problems. At this point, the NY Giants have more wins than you do. That's not saying too much either. You gotta do something to put @sses in the seats. AI on the Knicks = @sses in the seats.
So Grand Knick poobah, what do you have in store for this listing franchise? More of the same?
While you think of a good way to make this team better (scoring more points isn't the only answer if you are giving up just as many on defense) then Stank-0 will continue to sleep on the Knicks. *In hibernation*
P.S. Do you know where Stank-0 can get a good Knicks throwback?
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