The Stankoniforous Files

Obviously, Jay's jack move to Chi warrants top billing...for now. A failed trade attempt leads to not speakin which leads to a QB on the cusp of stardom being dealt. Congratulations are in order to Pat Bowlen, neophyte head coach Josh McDaniels, and of course Jay Cutler. Hope you all got what you wanted.

Matthew Stafford for getting HOF money for the 1st pick in the draft.

Jason Campbell for convincing the Skins not to draft yet another QB.

Tony Gonzalez for finally gettin his wish and gettin traded out of KC.

Chauncey Billups for giving Nuggets' fans hopes of gettin out of the 1st round for the 1st time in 5 years.

The Denver Nuggets for doing what they haven't been able to do for quite some time. Get into the 2nd round!

Torry Holt for finding a new team to catch passes for.

Paul Williams for punching the stuffing out of Winky Wright.

Roy Williams for finally winning a title with his own players.'

The Bulls-Celtics epic series is an instant classic. INSTANT CLASSIC!