The Stankoniforous Files

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Stank-0 will not mince his words.  AO is the MVP and his hat trick in Game 2 cements it.  Now Sid got him a hat trick but they lost the game so don't nobody care. 

Alex Ovechkin's first playoff hat trick was cause for celebration, worthy of so many red caps that Sidney Crosby wanted fans to be told to stop throwing them.

Is it Stank-0 or is Sid turnin into a lil simp?  Sid, they are at home and their boy was smokin.  People throw hats on the ice when there is a hat trick.  Some even throw octopuses. 

Here's a way to stop hat throwin...better goaltending.  Sid, ya'll goin home so you can get some home cooking there. 

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