The Stankoniforous Files

What is it about basketball coaches? They wear suits in a high pressure situation. That doesn't make any sense. Is it because we like to see a suited coach throw their jacket in the air or loosening ties?















Hockey coaches too, but they are in a refrigerated environment so we expect them to keep their cool. They are on a gigantic sheet of ice.











Football coaches wear bubble jackets and some normal apparel you would expect to see at a football game. They rock vests and such.
















Baseball managers are actually wearing baseball unis. They look like they might actually play except for the fact that many are in woeful shape.













Why can't basketball coaches dress in a more comfortable fashion? They aren't workin on Wall Street they are trying to get 5 players to play as one.