Since the action isn't great on the floor maybe the mic game will step up. Some quotes so far.
On the Lakers acquiring Gasol
Smith: "Back in the day, you needed a black ski mask and a gun to get guys like that. They got him with a butter knife."
On LeBron's gold medal
Smith: "If you had Coach Williams, you would have two gold medals."
On Michael Beasley flying to Manhattan, KS for the KU/K State game on Saturday
Smith: 'That's a big game? I only know about North Carolina. I don't know about the other team, I know about North Carolina."
On where LeBron would have gone to college
LBJ: Ohio State, Duke, North Carolina
Smith: Coach Williams, you hear that? We almost had him!

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The Heat have agreed to deal Matrix for J.O. I feel sorry for Matrix. He didn't want to be a 2nd fiddle to Nash. Well, be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
This is the NBA equivalent of Siberia. Shawn Marion isn't gettin any younger (31 in May) but he gets reunited with his PHX GM Colangelo. Maybe he can rekindle Matrix love of the game.
The Rookie Challenge is like watching spirited basketball practice. This contest used to be a two half highlight reel. This game is so boring that the commentators (with LeBron James guest starring) are talkin about everything but the game. No big dunks.
All I'm seeing are a bunch of layups, what is this the WNBA All Star game! Booo! This is what the Rookie game used to look like.
Rookie vs Sophomore 2004
Or the one in 2001. Fast Forward through the All-Star Game or watch the whole thing.
2001 All Star and Rookie - Sophomore game highlights
If they can't bring more excitement to the Rookie game, then scrap it.

All I'm seeing are a bunch of layups, what is this the WNBA All Star game! Booo! This is what the Rookie game used to look like.
Rookie vs Sophomore 2004
Or the one in 2001. Fast Forward through the All-Star Game or watch the whole thing.
2001 All Star and Rookie - Sophomore game highlights
If they can't bring more excitement to the Rookie game, then scrap it.
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Mexico and US are having a match on the pitch. You like how Stank-0 breaks out the football lingo. The US is up 2-0 on Mexico. World Cup 2010 (Johannesburg, South Africa), get down or lay down!
The US struck in the 43rd and 90th minute. The US has not lost to Mexico on US soil in a very long time.
The US meets El Salvador next. We a Juggernaut!
I am the Juggernaut
The US struck in the 43rd and 90th minute. The US has not lost to Mexico on US soil in a very long time.
The US meets El Salvador next. We a Juggernaut!
I am the Juggernaut
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Jeff Garcia will likely be released by the Tampa Bay Bucs. Coach Morris, really? You are releasing the best quarterback that you have. In case you haven't noticed, Garcia is a proven winner. Luke McCown? *Speechless*
It can't be that Garcia is old, can it? Coach Morris, do what you have to do in the NASCAR division.
GM Pioli, give Garcia a call. RIGHT NOW! That could save the 1st round pick, and the Chiefs could nab a QB in a later round. Stank-0 got personnel skills.
It can't be that Garcia is old, can it? Coach Morris, do what you have to do in the NASCAR division.
GM Pioli, give Garcia a call. RIGHT NOW! That could save the 1st round pick, and the Chiefs could nab a QB in a later round. Stank-0 got personnel skills.
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The Pro Bowl is glorified practice but some players have been showin out.
- TGon might be auditionin for another team with the tiptoe TD he had.
- Pro Bowl MVP Fitz actin like it's still the Super Bowl, with a sick grab to end the half. Has Fitz become the new Randy Moss.
- The halftime show felt thrown together. Enrique Iglesias and Ciara? Really!
- There's alot of potential free agents out there: Ray Lewis and Albert Haynesworth gettin the most noise.
- AD aka Purple Jesus runnin like it's the playoffs.
- The winning conference gets 45Gs and the losers get 22Gs, so there were chants of 1-2-3 45!
- Anquan on what how much it will take to keep him in Cards' red, "I don't know." Stop lyin! You have a number in your head.
- Collinsworth on Boldin's surgery, "They removed his lower jaw, inserted 8 bolts and then reattached his jaw. Three weeks later he was out there playing in one of the more physical games, looking for contact." That's insane.
- A fumblerooski TD!
Will Shields Fumblerooskie run in 1992 Nebraska vs Colorado
Coincidentally the play-by-play guys just referenced the above vid.
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